Superman Exists and Can Help with Healthcare Reform

I was wondering what America can do to ensure that healthcare reform is done properly. It seems like everyday the landscape is changing with no definitive plan in place. The problem is, even if a dynamite plan is put forward, the Conservatives will just shoot it down like an advertiser to the Glenn Beck show. What we need is something to truly get us on the right track and ensure all Americans have health coverage.

I would have said Chuck Norris could do the job but he ended up being a birther. That's right, Walker Texas Ranger may have an awesome roundhouse kick but his political views are complete shit. So, with that idea out the window we have to look elsewhere for help. I happened to be browsing around YouTube when the answer fell in my lap. Superman was just the man for the job. He is, after all, the man of steel and only has one real weakness. So, if we can all keep a very good eye on Dick Cheney to ensure he doesn't get his hands on some kryptonite, we are good to go.

Here is a video proving that Superman is indeed alive: