Glenn Beck loves to trick as many people as possible into buying worthless gold from Goldline. Today he used an interesting strategy to pimp out the sponsor to his listeners. Beck basically said that if you put your faith in God then you definitely should entertain the idea of investing in Goldline. After all, you never know the direction the economy will go and it's always a good idea to have a useless "investment" sitting around.

To be honest, if you put your faith into God then you are probably dumb enough to buy from Goldline. All Beck is doing is preying on his listeners, and gambling on their stupidity is the single best investment he has made.