Britney Spears gave the Top Ten on David Letterman last night. The subject: "Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Were President". She looked pretty good in the bikini, but it was a petty attempt to get some viewers. There were basically no laughs from the audience as the Top Ten was a disaster. None of the jokes were good, with the best one being "Vice President Diddy", and even that is lame. Watching a pretty woman sit there and speak complete nonsense............I feel like I am at a Palin speech.